I’ll tell you why your idea is shitty for $20.

Do you have a totally great product or business idea? Do you like abuse? Look no further! An Actual Real Live Human Engineer with a Very Fancy Engineering Degree and 20+ years of Product Development, Manufacturing, and Business experience will review your ill-begotten brain-child and rip it to shreds for a mere $20. Pay me $50 if you want the review to be in a private email instead of published on this website. No, I will not sign your shitty NDA so don’t even ask.