1. Pay for a review
2. You’ll automatically get a link to a form where you can tell me about your shitty idea.
3. If you pay me $20: I’ll post your shitty idea (anonymous, no personal info) and my response on this website. You’ll get an email when it’s live.
4. If you pay me $50: I’ll send you a private email with my response, your shitty idea will not be shared on this website.

Usually response time is 2 days, but I’m a real fucking human and sometimes I’m on vacation or travelling for work, so be a patient asshole. You will get your money’s worth.

Why

Because why the fuck should I do this for free? And joking aside, I actually do have relevant experience and insight into this shit. I am a highly trained critic, the first thing I do when hearing any idea is think of fifty ways it can go sideways. This is a fucking valuable skill and $20 is one helluva deal. Finally, if your buddy is telling you how he dumped all this time and money into some bullshit thing only to find out that it was utter crap, you can be like “Bro, why didn’t you just pay $20 to shittyideas.wtf?” and then you’ll look super smrt.

Will You Sign My Shitty NDA?

NO.